I knew it. Back in 2011 the International Association of Homing Sources reported the results of a study Harvard University conducted over the course of 12 years on 100,000 registered voters from 47 states. The conclusion: on average, liberals have lower IQs than conservatives. I’m not one to say I told you so, but if the shoe fits…
At an event in Beaverton, Oregon, then Senator Obama claimed to have visited 57 of the 58 United States of America, while campaigning for president. Watch.
At the time Rep. Nancy Pelosi made this statement on job loss, our nation’s population was 309 million people. Watch. And listen. Carefully.
Remember when Rep. Nancy Pelosi lobbied for the Affordable Health Care Act (Obamacare) before actually knowing what was in it? Watch.
Al Gore taking credit for creating the internet. Enough said. Watch.
Last Thursday the ASUCI Legislative Council voted 6-4-2 to ban the display of the American flag in the ASUCI lobby. This triggered a huge backlash among students opposed to the measure and received national media attention. UCI administration immediately went into damage control mode, releasing a statement that these students were “misguided” and that this decision was in no way supported by campus leadership. Chancellor Gillman promptly followed up, lamenting how it is “inevitable” when you get a bunch of “young people” together that some of them will occasionally express views that are “unconventional and even outrageous.” “It was outrageous and indefensible,” he exclaimed “that they would question the appropriateness of displaying the American flag on this great campus.”
I have it on good authority that bros are shaving their nether regions. I can’t say on whose authority because I promised not to name names, but according to this person manscaping has become something of a cultural norm for males under age 30. I’m not talking about waxing to tidy up edges and keep stubborn strays from peeking out tight-whitey leg holes. THAT I can handle. I’m talking about shearing the full monty… complete hairlessness. Bald.
Call me old fashioned: dudes should not be shaving south of the border. Period. End of discussion. Yet, they are and it makes met wonder. What is prompting this declaration of war on pubic hair? Is it a passing fad spawned by man-thongs and greased up Calvin Klein underwear models? Or is it the manifestation of a psychosocial desire to return to the care-free days of childhood (a.k.a Peter Pan Syndrome)? Maybe it’s a misguided attempt at hygiene? Whatever. It’s still a bad idea, not to mention a wee bit confusing.
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Women on 20s is a non-profit organization dedicated to convincing President Obama it’s time to remove Andrew Jackson’s face from the $20 bill and replace it with the likeness of a great American woman. The group is rallying online support and site visitors are encouraged to vote for their favorite new-face-of-the-twenty-spot from a list of 15 candidates. Why is this important? Watch.
This is the menu that caused all sorts of angst and hurt feelings recently at Wright State University in Fairborn, Ohio because… MANUFACTURED, MISAPPROPRIATED OUTRAGE, Y’ALL!
Apparently the folks in food service at Wright State thought serving authentic soul food would be a nice way to honor black students and guests (daughters of famous civil rights leaders) one day during Black History Month. Think again.
Clearly serving fried chicken, mashed potatoes, collard greens and corn bread is tantamount to saying the N-word. You know, black people are allowed to do it, but it’s racially offensive and degrading if anyone else does it. I’m certainly not advocating use of the N-word. In fact, I find it offensive when anyone, including African Americans, use it. I’m simply illustrating this as another case of liberal PC double standardization run amuck.
Lots of families have cruncles… as in creepy uncles.
Jerry Seinfeld had Cruncle Leo.
The Addams Family had Cruncle Fester.
And the good citizens of the United States of America have Cruncle Joe Biden.
That’s Stephanie Carter, wife of incoming Defense Secretary Ashton Carter and the latest casualty of socially inappropriate behavior committed by Vice President, Joe Biden. This awkward moment – made all the more awkward by the get-your-paws-off-me-you-psycho-nut-job expression on Stephanie Carter’s face – happened just yesterday. Apparently, Cruncle Joey beckoned Mrs. Carter to stand with him during Secretary Carter’s remarks at his swearing-in ceremony in Washington, DC. The veep then placed his hands on Mrs. Carter’s shoulders (for about 20 seconds) before leaning in to whisper in her ear or cop a sniff of her hair, both equally disconcerting given his eyes were closed at the time. Just another day at the office for Joe Biden…
Remember the psycho snack mom who came unglued and started screaming about about vagina pride when her kid’s second grade teacher refused to serve the anatomically-correct vagina cookies she baked? If she wasn’t wackadoodle enough for you, please meet Cecilia Westbrook. And her vagina yogurt.
Yes. I said vagina yogurt.
Ms. Westbrook is a self-described feminist (of course) and psychology graduate student whose research interests include the interaction of emotion and cognition in the development of mood (that would be mood not food) disorders. Apparently she got the idea to make vagina yogurt last August when she and a college friend were sitting around “riffing on vagina puns” (TRANSLATION: speaking amusingly about their vaginas) because duh… that’s what FEMINISTS do.
If the following post seems familiar, it’s because I began publishing it for Valentine’s Day in 2013. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Dear Christian and Jared,
Today is Valentine’s Day so it seems a good day to remind you there’s something to be said for good, old-fashioned, romantic rituals. Even though you probably think Valentine’s Day is mostly a money gauging Hallmark-led conspiracy, rest assured girls still like it. And by the way, did you know Valentine’s Day was first linked to romantic love in the mid-14th century before Hallmark even existed? It was a time when courtly love flourished and a gentleman was expected to be noble and chivalrous in expressing his love and admiration for a lady. Sadly, good, old-fashioned romance has fallen out of style these days.
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