Feminist Artists Let Their Creative Juices Flow. Literally.

Meet Milo Moire. The feminist “artist” who strips naked and squeezes paint filled eggs out of her vagina onto canvas. In case you missed the symbolism, it’s a nod to motherhood because giving birth is creating art with our bodies. Clearly she never gave birth vaginally and projectile pooped in the process.

I swear you can’t make this stuff up. Watch.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Wouldn’t it be easier to use a paint brush?  Maybe I’m unsophisticated, but that chick is whack. And crude. And her art is certainly no ode to motherhood. You want to give a nod to all the moms in the world? Nestle a watermelon full of paint up your hoo-ha, keep it there for 10 months, then squeeze it out and take it everywhere you go (including the toilet) for the next 18 years. Now that’s impressive. Whatever.

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To Shave or Microwave? That Is the Question

Rain Sisell; Image Credit: howtohairgirl.com

Image Credit: howtohairgirl.com

To shave or not to shave? Female armpits have become a  battleground for gender neutrality warriors and considering the hoards of radical-feminists proudly tweeting photos of themselves sporting psychedelic floccularity, you might guess they’re winning. [RELATED POST: Free Your Pits]

WRONG. Recent studies indicate 99 percent of American women still voluntarily remove hair from their legs and underarms and many of them take extreme measures to get the job done. Enter miraSmooth™.

To shave or microwave? That is the new, hip question.

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Free the Nipple

Remember that stupid waste of time feminist movement called Free Your Pits? You know, the thing where women grow their armpit hair, dye it all sorts of neon colors and post pictures of themselves on social media sites because guys-don’t-shave-their-armpits-so-why-should-we?  [Related post Free Your Pits].

Guess what? A bunch of UC San Diego female students and alumnae decided to join the freedom crusade. They added guys-don’t-have-to-keep-their-shirts-on-in-public-so-why-should-we to the ever-growing compendium of social norms deemed aggressively propagated by the eeeeevil patriarchy to oppress women. Then they gave it a name (of course) – “body-shaming” – and promptly created a movement and organized a campus event to protest it. Hence, Free the Nipple. Watch.

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Feminist Theater? No. Such. Thing.

WARNING: This post contains video clips from idiotic feminist theater productions not suitable for viewing in the workplace (NSFW).

Watch these highlights from the feminist theater production, Sirens. It’s two and a half precious minutes of your life that you’ll never recover, but humor me.


Was the first thing that popped into your head WHAT THE HELL? If so, congratulations! You’re normal. Seriously. What the hell is this? If these are the HIGHLIGHTS – as in BEST PARTS – it makes me wonder what I missed having not seen the entire live stage production. Or not.

I don’t know about you, but I’d be pretty ticked if I bought tickets to this show (or got them for free) only to be assaulted by this irreverent display of shrill, insane feminist harpies screaming their heads off.

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Free Your Pits

By now you’ve probably heard about the stupid waste of time movement in which women stop shaving and dye their armpit hair all sorts of funky colors because… they’re bored? Want attention? Hate men?

My gut tells me it’s just another radical feminist stunt aimed at riling up masses of people incapable of thinking for themselves over (and I’m making air quotes) the oppressive patriarchy, but evidently it’s not. It’s still kind of stupid odd if you ask me, but at least the tenets of the Free Your Pits manifesto focus on empowering women rather than degrading every man that ever lived and all those yet to be born. Admittedly, however, their use of the word manifesto, regardless of its content, is enough to give me cause for panic. Okie dokie.

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