Friends in Safe Spaces

It was only a matter of time.

Props to Chad Prather and Steve Mudflap McGrew (a.k.a Larry the Liberal) for this hysterical musical parody of Garth Brook’s hit, Friends in Low Places. In case you want to sing along (and who doesn’t?) here are the lyrics.

SAFE SPACES

Blame it all on our roots we never wore boots
and never once played in the street.
We feel very bitter,
get our news off of Twitter,
And we just can’t handle defeat.

You saw the surprise and the fear in our eyes
When Donald became president,
Screamed this can’t be true!
Americas through!
And to the safe spaces we went.

I’ve got friends in Safe Spaces,
And If you don’t go with us,
Then you must be racist.
That is our catch phrase.
Where is my latte?

Come on in and let’s get cozy,
Showing off participation trophies,
Watching CNN,
In Safe Spaces.

Well we all get along,
And sing happy songs,
And watch movies by Michael Moore.
We hate the alt right.
We’ve got puppies on site,
And we lay around on the floor.

Oh there’s coloring books,
And sad long faced looks,
And tears just explode from our face,
But give us an hour we’re delicate flowers
We just need an embrace…..

Oh I’ve got friends in Safe Spaces.
If you don’t go with us,
Then you must be racist.
That is our catch phrase.
Where is my latte?

Come on in and let’s get cozy,
Showing off participation trophies,
Watching CNN,
In Safe Spaces.

By Steve McGrew and Chad Prather

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