Women’s March on Washington

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Today is not just another ordinary day. Today is a big day for modern feminists across the USA, but especially in our nation’s capital. Today is the Women’s Pay for My Birth Control March on Washington, a demonstration allowing feminists to collectively express their intense hatred dislike for President Donald J. Trump, his attitude and policies toward women. By the way, today’s march does not have an AGENDA. It has VAGENDA.

Apparently, if you want to be a feminist in 2017, it’s not enough to simply want equal rights. It’s not enough to hate men, including those who ever lived as well as those yet to be born. It’s not even enough to blame all that is wrong in this wonderful world on the eeeevil, oppressive patriarchy. No. No. If you want to be a “modern” feminist, you must be disturbingly obsessed with your vagina… or with vaginas in general.

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First Vagina Cookies. Now Vagina Yogurt. What’ll They Think of Next?

cecilia westbrookRemember the psycho snack mom who came unglued and started screaming about about vagina pride when her kid’s second grade teacher refused to serve the anatomically-correct vagina cookies she baked? If she wasn’t wackadoodle enough for you, please meet Cecilia Westbrook. And her vagina yogurt.

Yes. I said vagina yogurt. 

Ms. Westbrook is a self-described feminist (of course) and psychology graduate student whose research interests include the interaction of emotion and cognition in the development of mood (that would be mood not food) disorders. Apparently she got the idea to make vagina yogurt last August when she and a college friend were sitting around “riffing on vagina puns” (TRANSLATION: speaking amusingly about their vaginas) because duh… that’s what FEMINISTS do.  

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