Who writes this stuff? Antoinette Datoc. The full-time housewife, mother and Dancing with the Stars fanatic began chronicling her escapades in 2009. Her ulterior motive in launching a blog was to reap the benefits of moderate fame in the form of an invitation to join the cast of celebrity contestants on her favorite show. Forced to confront the sad truth that being recognized as “that lady who writes the funny blog” at deli counters and dry cleaners across metro Atlanta is not famous enough for the producers of DWTS, the domestic-diva-super-savvy-baseball-mom, abandoned her not-so-hidden agenda in favor of posting to Just Another Ordinary Day purely for the fun of it.