#28 Signs You Might Be a Baseball Mom

This post is dedicated to all my baseball mom comrades, past and present. You know who you are and you know I couldn’t have done this without you.

You might be a baseball mom if…
You realize those flip-flop tan lines on your feet are actually red clay stains.

You might be a baseball mom if…
Every time you open your car door, a minimum of three half-empty water or Gatorade bottles falls out.

You might be a baseball mom if…
You’ve convinced yourself that Slim Jims, the pump cheese stuff on concession stand nachos and Dippin’ Dots are acceptable sources of protein. read more

#WrongForKatyPerryToo

During his audition for ABC’s reboot of American Idol, 19 year-old Benjamin Glaze happened to mention he liked his job as a cashier because it provided him the opportunity to meet cute girls. When Luke Bryan asked if he’d kissed a girl and liked it – a play on Katy Perry’s hit single – Glazer confessed, “I have never been in a relationship and I can’t kiss a girl without being in a relationship.” Kind of sweet and refreshing in this day and age, right?  Enter Katy Perry. WATCH. read more

Don’t Go Into the Long Grass!

Image Credit: The Right Scoop

During a Facebook Live interview earlier this week, Nancy Pelosi offered her own solution for securing our southern border:  landscaping. The House Minority Leader suggested that cutting the grass “makes sense” and is a “more serious structure” than building a wall. Kudos to The Arizona Republic’s congressional reporter, Ron Hansen for keeping a straight face.

Watch.

In case you missed it the first time, she actually said, “Mowing the grass so that people can’t be smuggled through the grass.” read more