Category Archives: In the News

You Farted in Kroger Yesterday…I’d Love to Meet Up

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Boy sees girl in grocery store. Boy finds girl very attractive. Boy accuses girl of farting in bread section. Girl denies farting and storms off in angry manner before boy gets her name and phone number. Boy posts Missed Connection ad on Craigslist to find her. Sounds like the premise for a hit romantic comedy, right? Wrong. It’s a real life missed connection.

Remember when missed connection meant you’d missed the second leg of an indirect flight? Evidently it has another meaning now. According to Wikipedia (so it must be true) read more

Just Another Ordinary Day…In the Twilight Zone

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Welcome to the Twilight Zone…

“There is a fifth dimesion, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimesion as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is in the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.”

ROD SERLING, introduction, The Twilight Zone (season 1)

City of Berkley Bans Gendered Words Like “Manhole” and “Manpower” from Code Book read more

Top Ten Super Bowl Ads of 2019

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Super Bowl LIII has come and gone which means it’s time for JAOD’s annual Top Ten Super Bowl Ads. Finding ten exceptional super bowl ads proved to be nearly impossible this year. Seriously, except for the top three on the list, the majority of ads under consideration were just…plain…dull. I guess that’s what happens when advertisers are petrified of offending the perpetually offended. Anyway, here’s the list.

#10 Audi E-Tron

#9 Bublé for Bubly

#8 Oil of Olay read more

Why I Voted for Donald Trump

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This is dedicated to all the incredulous people who feel entitled to an explanation. You want to know why I voted for Donald Trump?  THIS is why.

Following is the full text of President Trump’s remarks.

Today, I am very proud to welcome tens of thousands of families, students, and people of all faiths and backgrounds to our nation’s capital for the 46th annual March For Life.

This is a movement founded on love and grounded in the nobility and dignity of every human life.

When we look into the eyes of a newborn child we see the beauty in the human soul and the Majesty of God’s creation. We know that every life has meaning and that every life is worth protecting. As President, I will always defend the first right of our Declaration of Independence, the right to life. read more