Women’s March on Washington

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Today is not just another ordinary day. Today is a big day for modern feminists across the USA, but especially in our nation’s capital. Today is the Women’s Pay for My Birth Control March on Washington, a demonstration allowing feminists to collectively express their intense hatred dislike for President Donald J. Trump, his attitude and policies toward women. By the way, today’s march does not have an AGENDA. It has VAGENDA.

Apparently, if you want to be a feminist in 2017, it’s not enough to simply want equal rights. It’s not enough to hate men, including those who ever lived as well as those yet to be born. It’s not even enough to blame all that is wrong in this wonderful world on the eeeevil, oppressive patriarchy. No. No. If you want to be a “modern” feminist, you must be disturbingly obsessed with your vagina… or with vaginas in general. read more

Just In Case

Just in case you need a reason to vote for presumptive republican candidate for POTUS, Donald Trump…

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The Truth About Baby It’s Cold Outside

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Image Credit: http://www.greatamericanthings.net/

I don’t want to ignite a firestorm of comments about the secularization of Christmas. I know the reason for the season, but one of my favorite Christmas songs, Baby It’s Cold Outside, is being attacked by a bunch of misguided whining feminist harpies and I feel the need to defend it.

It’s not a religious song, I know, but I love the call and response cadence and clever word play. If you think this makes me a creeper, you obviously have been hanging around social media sites more than you should this holiday season and have fallen prey to the radical feminist hashtag du juor – #nomeansno – as in no means no because… OMG if you really listen to the lyrics it’s a date rape song! read more

Feminist Artists Let Their Creative Juices Flow. Literally.

Meet Milo Moire. The feminist “artist” who strips naked and squeezes paint filled eggs out of her vagina onto canvas. In case you missed the symbolism, it’s a nod to motherhood because giving birth is creating art with our bodies. Clearly she never gave birth vaginally and projectile pooped in the process.

I swear you can’t make this stuff up. Watch.

Wouldn’t it be easier just to use a paint brush?  Maybe I’m unsophisticated, but that chick is whack. And crude. And her art is certainly no ode to motherhood. You want to give a nod to all the moms in the world? Nestle a watermelon full of paint up your hoo-ha, keep it there for 10 months, then squeeze it out and take it everywhere you go (including the toilet) for the next 18 years. Now that’s impressive. read more

To Shave or Microwave? That Is the Question

Rain Sisell; Image Credit: howtohairgirl.com

Image Credit: howtohairgirl.com

To shave or not to shave? Female armpits have become a  battleground for gender neutrality warriors and considering the hoards of radical-feminists proudly tweeting photos of themselves sporting psychedelic floccularity, you might guess they’re winning. [RELATED POST: Free Your Pits]

WRONG. Recent studies indicate 99 percent of American women still voluntarily remove hair from their legs and underarms and many of them take extreme measures to get the job done. Enter miraSmooth™.

To shave or microwave? That is the new, hip question. read more