Meet Milo Moire. The feminist “artist” who strips naked and squeezes paint filled eggs out of her vagina onto canvas. In case you missed the symbolism, it’s a nod to motherhood because giving birth is creating art with our bodies. Clearly she never gave birth vaginally and projectile pooped in the process.
I swear you can’t make this stuff up. Watch.
Wouldn’t it be easier just to use a paint brush? Maybe I’m unsophisticated, but that chick is whack. And crude. And her art is certainly no ode to motherhood. You want to give a nod to all the moms in the world? Nestle a watermelon full of paint up your hoo-ha, keep it there for 10 months, then squeeze it out and take it everywhere you go (including the toilet) for the next 18 years. Now that’s impressive.
Next meet Sarah Levy. Unlike Milo, whose only discernible talent appears to be the art of the kegel, Sarah actually is a bonafide creative artist. Check out some of her work.
Sarah Levy is a socialist feminist, which apparently is a thing. Like feminist art. Anyway, Sarah’s latest piece – “Whatever” – is a portrait of Donald Trump. Check it out.
Not bad, eh? You’ve heard of oil on canvas? This is menses on canvas. Seriously. She used her own menstrual blood to paint it. With a tampon. Doesn’t anyone use a paintbrush anymore?
We have officially gone down the rabbit hole, folks. Down. The. Rabbit. Hole.
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