Meet Lynne Patton. According to LinkedIn, she joined the Trump Organization in 2009 and is currently the Director of The Eric Trump Foundation and Assistant to Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. She graduated from the University of Miami with a B.A. in English Literature and Psychology and from Quinnipiac University School (the home of those famous political pollsters). She has a Facebook page, an instagram account and she tweets. The Lynne Patton we know is an average person who has worked hard to earn a position in The Trump Organization. Watch.
Meet Milo Moire. The feminist “artist” who strips naked and squeezes paint filled eggs out of her vagina onto canvas. In case you missed the symbolism, it’s a nod to motherhood because giving birth is creating art with our bodies. Clearly she never gave birth vaginally and projectile pooped in the process.
I swear you can’t make this stuff up. Watch.
Wouldn’t it be easier just to use a paint brush? Maybe I’m unsophisticated, but that chick is whack. And crude. And her art is certainly no ode to motherhood. You want to give a nod to all the moms in the world? Nestle a watermelon full of paint up your hoo-ha, keep it there for 10 months, then squeeze it out and take it everywhere you go (including the toilet) for the next 18 years. Now that’s impressive.