Yesterday was NOT just another ordinary day. It was National Lazy Moms’ Day, which is why this post is a day late. (I was too lazy to write it yesterday.)
Anyway, you may think I’m lying about National Lazy Moms’ Day being an actual thing. You may think I made the whole thing up just to have an excuse for feeling extra lazy. WRONG. According to the folks at National Day Calendar,
During the first Friday in September, National Lazy Mom’s Day delegates everyday mom jobs to someone else.