April 4 is not just another ordinary day… it’s National Hug A Newsperson Day! Seriously. It is. And in case you think this is just another fake news story, think again. I researched it and hereby confirm National Hug a Newsperson Day is, indeed, 100% legit. Oddly enough, according to the official website, the best way to observe the occasion is to hug your newsperson, but no worries if you aren’t able to do it in person. You can send virtual hugs to all your faves by posting the official hashtag to social media.
Shame on me for wishing the fate of the Pussyhat would be the same as those hideous brides maids dresses we wear once and shove into the dark recesses of our closets. Alas, feminist whack-jobs in cities across America are slapping those pink puppies, I mean pussies, atop their heads once again and playing hooky from work because today is NOT just another ordinary day. Today is A Day Without a Woman.
According to the organizers…
If you think NOT showing up for work or NOT caring for your home and loved ones is NOT the best way to shed light on the importance of women in society and the workforce, CONGRATULATIONS! You are a normal, rational person. C’mon, you might be thinking, that’s not all A Day Without a Women is about, and you’re right. A Day Without a Woman is also about Reproductive Rights (of course it is!) and Gender Justice, which evidently is something to which gay, lesbian, bi, queer, trans, Two-Spirit – whatever THAT is – and gender nonconforming people are entitled, but not straight males who were born that way. I could share more of this idiotic manifesto, but you’d need a Pepcid, so I’ll just hyperlink to the official A Day Without a Woman page (SURPRISE! It’s on The Women’s March website) and let you troll at your own risk.
Check out how quickly these
hypocrites bleeding hearts abandon their principles when asked to do something more than exploit the right to shriek speak freely and parade around with placards in protest. Freedoms protected under the first amendment are precious, but talk is cheap. Watch.
Practice what you preach.
I contemplated attending the Women’s March on Washington for about a nano-second before I figured out it was not my march.
On Friday, January 13 – a week before the march – New Wave Feminists, a Texas-based pro-life feminist group, was added to the event’s official list of partners. Wow, I thought, maybe this is a sign that modern feminism is beginning to acknowledge that a moral opposition to abortion and a desire for political, economic and social equality of the sexes are not mutually exclusive.
Today is not just another ordinary day. Today is a big day for modern feminists across the USA, but especially in our nation’s capital. Today is the Women’s
Pay for My Birth Control March on Washington, a demonstration allowing feminists to collectively express their intense hatred dislike for President Donald J. Trump, his attitude and policies toward women. By the way, today’s march does not have an AGENDA. It has VAGENDA.
Apparently, if you want to be a feminist in 2017, it’s not enough to simply want equal rights. It’s not enough to hate men, including those who ever lived as well as those yet to be born. It’s not even enough to blame all that is wrong in this wonderful world on the eeeevil, oppressive patriarchy. No. No. If you want to be a “modern” feminist, you must be disturbingly obsessed with your vagina… or with vaginas in general.